Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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