I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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