i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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