Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Randomize
