fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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