Your face is a jimmy john
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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