PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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