it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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