This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
