The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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