just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
When did angry sex become our thing?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Randomize
