White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
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