I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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