the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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