Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
