I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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