So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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