I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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