im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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