oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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