We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
