You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
