I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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