yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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