It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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