Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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