I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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