And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Help. Why am I so naked?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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