I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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