My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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