The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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