Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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