is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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