the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
mondays should just be called national damage control day
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Randomize
