I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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