I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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