I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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