I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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