i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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