Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
you will always have a special place in my vag
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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