Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
