I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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