I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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