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You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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