Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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