You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Randomize
