i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
no. you can't hotbox the world.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Are my feet made of real feet?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
pray to the hookup gods
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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