Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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