sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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