Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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