Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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