Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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