sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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