if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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