Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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