I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Let the clothes fall where they may.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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